July 10th, 2003

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hmm

Maybe it's Jenn's inclination to name cats after Athenian warriors that's causing them to lay siege to her house. We'd better be very careful with any large wooden horses appearing on her doorstep...
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Make your own League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Stolen from jameel...

1. Choose five to seven characters (i exceeded this...sue me. It was hard enough cutting Ezekiel Stone...)
2. They may be from books, movies, comics, TV shows, games, and real life, but no traditional superheroes (in other words, no "Avengers Assemble!" or "Justice League of America" stuff).
3. They may be from any place on the space-time continuum, and any plane of existence -- characters do not need to exist within the same era and country as in the original.
4. You must identify the recruiter, the leader, and the villain, and there must be at least one female.
5. Optional: You may identify their primary means of transport (like Nemo's Nautilus)

Recruiter: Enoch
Leader: St. Joan of Arc
Brains: Miles Naismith Vorkosigan
Brawn: John Henry (who bears a striking resemblance to Karl Malone)
Hacker: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Bad Girl:
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Stolen from <lj user="jameel">...

1. Choose five to seven characters (i exceeded this...sue me. It was hard enough cutting <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0165564">Ezekiel Stone</a>...)
2. They may be from books, movies, comics, TV shows, games, and real life, but no traditional superheroes (in other words, no "Avengers Assemble!" or "Justice League of America" stuff).
3. They may be from any place on the space-time continuum, and any plane of existence -- characters do not need to exist within the same era and country as in the original.
4. You must identify the recruiter, the leader, and the villain, and there must be at least one female.
5. Optional: You may identify their primary means of transport (like Nemo's Nautilus)

<b>Recruiter:</b> <A HREF="http://www.biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?passage=GEN+5&language=english&version=NIV-UK&showfn=on&showxref=on" target="_new">Enoch</A>
<b>Leader:</b> <A HREF="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08409c.htm" target="_new">St. Joan of Arc</A>
<b>Brains:</b> <A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/067172066X/ref=pd_ser_asin_4/104-1869646-9014322?v=glance&s=books" target="_new">Miles Naismith Vorkosigan</A>
<b>Brawn:</b> <A HREF="http://www.ibiblio.org/john_henry/henry.html" target="_new">John Henry</A> (who bears a striking resemblance to <A HREF="http://www.nba.com/playerfile/karl_malone/index.html?nav=page" target="_new">Karl Malone</A>)
<b>Hacker:</b> <A HREF="http://www.projectbag.com/cowboy_bebop/ed_bio.html" target="_new">Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV</A>
<b>Bad Girl:</b> <A HREF="http://www.angelicslayer.com/tbcs/faith.html"_new">Faith, the Vampire Slayer</A>
<b>Badass Loner:</b> <A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/anime4/darkzoidscc/raven.html" target="_new">Raven</A> (the greatest badass loner of all time...everyone should watch <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0367443" target="_new">Zoids</A>)
<b>Vehicle:</b> <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0233780" target="_new">The GodPhoenix</A> (carrying Raven's Genosaur and armed, of course, with the Super Bird Missile)
<b>Pilot:</b> <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088595" target="_new">Miriya Sterling</A>

<b>Villain:</b> An unholy alliance between the <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0114194" target="_new">Archangel Gabriel</A> and the Machine <A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0553283685/qid=1057860398/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-1869646-9014322" target="_new">Ultimate Intelligence</A>.

The archangel Gabriel has had it up to here with humanity, and using his power to traverse time and space in multiple universes, he teams up with the Ultimate Intelligence to put a stop to it. Their plan: Travel to the one universe from which all others containing humans branched (circa 20 million BC) and use a Mars-based Death Ray (set to extra-crispy) to fry all furry life on Earth. But since the infrastructure to do this does not exist on Mars in 20 million BC, the Death Ray must be built in the far future, and then sent back in time. The only thing that can stop this massive construction/destruction project is a team recruited from across time and space by the biblical patriarch Enoch. But to do it, they'll have to defeat an Evil Robot Army and legions of the damned unleashed by Gabriel's machinations...

Hijinks ensue.
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