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special edition...

Posted on 2005.11.26 at 18:48

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Xthlc
xthlcm at 2005-11-27 06:58 (UTC) (Link)
Why is it that Man Parts warrant a warning, and Woman Parts don't?

Because the common belief in this country is that if a Man looks at Man Parts too long, he is %144.2 more likely to catch the gay.

That's why fake lesbian pornography targeted at heterosexual males is so popular. Many men become very, very uncomfortable when confronted by a Part not their own.

Nope, I don't get it either.
aberrantvirtue at 2005-11-27 09:39 (UTC) (Link)
(Linked via jameel)

Nah. Everyone knows you only catch the gay from eating pink food! Man parts? Totally harmless!
max
max1975 at 2005-11-27 21:30 (UTC) (Link)
Pink food? That doesn't include the ham, does it?
H. Jameel al Khafiz
jameel at 2005-11-27 13:21 (UTC) (Link)

Pure, distilled comedy

the gay

Why is adding "the" to the beginning of a disease so funny?
Katherine
marmal8 at 2005-11-27 16:18 (UTC) (Link)
...and aren't we here to break down those evil stereotypes? I mean, what's more gay than one man coming over and stripping down naked so another man can draw him? But We know better.

Shame on max1975 for the warning. Look! You saw unsolicited man parts and you didn't turn gay! There must be more to sexuality than viewing! (Or, if you did turn gay, methinks there was a little gay there already!)

And shame on jameel for calling it a disease above.

Shame on everyone!
max
max1975 at 2005-11-27 21:28 (UTC) (Link)
Ack! I had no idea I'd be unleashing so much shame.
Katherine
marmal8 at 2005-12-08 02:44 (UTC) (Link)
I totally picked up the "shame on you" thing from one of my students. Shame on me, I guess.
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